Tag: Parody

Lonely, Mature, White Male Seeks Hot Canadian Internet for Voyeur Fun!

As the title says I’m a mature white male (a gray wolf?) looking for Canadians who want to open up their online activities to me, for my viewing pleasure, with the forced help of every ISP in the country. With your name, phone number, address and IP address I’ll watch everything you do online in real time! You won’t even know I’m there. It will make you feel safe, and it really gets me off. Just imagine…